Saturday 18 February 2012

Roxette Australia 2012 - Big Day In

When Roxette announced their first Australian tour in over 15 years, beyond the excitement i was a little cautious they could maintain the brilliance i saw in 1995. Pop acts are generally a letdown when you see them live but the 'Crash Boom Bang' tour exceeded expectations. Per had a musical presence on stage that fails to show on record, While Marie's power voice commands attention. Being a fan of the band i was aware Roxette had not had a top 40 hit in Australia since 'Sleeping in my car' in 1994, i was also fully aware that Marie had suffered poor health since 2002 and had some limitations since life saving surgery. Post operation complications from removing a malignant tumour included losing sight from her right eye and needing to learn to read again. Marie's movement is very limited so with remembering how vibrant she was on stage back in the day, i was concerned that during a gruelling tour i would be left underwhelmed.

Saturday 18th February 2012 arrives and i make the quick trek to Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne. I take my seat and prepare for the show to start, it had not been since NKOTB in 93 that i had tried and succeeded to secure front row floor tickets for a show. If i was going, i was going in style.

When Roxette took to the stage the sold out crowd went wild. I was not prepared for how much of Marie's movement was taken post operation. Her motor neuron skills was sluggish and her voice not as powerful as before. It took me a song or two before my shock subsided and could get into the show. Wisely only playing one song from their new album "Charm School" and making the hits talk for themselves, The crowd sang and danced throughout the entire night. Popular tunes from their breakthrough album 'look sharp' were met with screams right through to fan favourites such as the melodic ballad 'Crash boom bang'. For 2 hours us fans were treated to pop music in its greatest form.

No mention was made to Marie's troubles and i believe a large section of the crowd would be none the wiser. What could have been made into an Oprah style self congratulatory moment became a touching and powerful statement of the mind and body's will to succeed. When bands form they appear to be a family looking out for everyones needs, As fame increases that side of things disappears and cracks form. Seeing Per and the remainder of the band support Marie through the show gave an insight into this band's dynamics. You get the feeling this is more about proving a point than making a quick buck, like many other bands reforming.  Roxette put on an amazing show, proving why they have sold over 60 million albums and sold out hundreds of concerts in this tour.

Roxette have shows left in Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Sydney. Concert promoters here in Australia didn't believe Roxette had an audience anymore, one once calling them a  "mouldy old project".  Well with over 100,000 tickets sold and 10 shows lets just hope it doesnt take another 17 years before they grace out shores again.

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Friday 10 February 2012

100 % SHITS - Celebrity Edition

For years, music producers have known an adoring public will purchase music from their favourite stars. Having the ability to sing always ran a third to their looks and personality. Here is a list of some of my favourite albums and songs from some of the least likely of stars.

Back in 1981, while on a family holiday i saw an album in K Mart Keysborough that would stay in my subconscious for years to come. It was called "Footy Favourites" and I remember wanting it but my father saying NO!! Way before Mark Jackson let the world know he was an individual oh how i wanted to hear Footscray great Kelvin Templeton singing "Who's sorry now?" or Hawthorn full forward Michael Moncrieff belting out a copy of Stings "Don't stand so close to me". Oh how i wish novelty albums were released like this now.


" Christmas with your Neighbours "

When Neighbours was the powerhouse it was. Music producers decided that the cast should release a Christmas album. Despite the fact it didn't contain Kylie, Jason , Craig McLachlan or anyone who could carry a note (Sorry YTT's Mark Stevens). The unsuspecting public was faced with Harold and Madge warbling through crap carol after carol.  We wished Stefan Dennis would rock out a Christmas rendition of his hit "Don't it make you feel good" but alas we were left disappointed. It peaked in the New Zealand charts at number 45 and chart positions in the UK seemed to be erased from the Internet to save their music credibility.



But my favourite is the double banger "All my friends" by the cast of Sons & Daughters and  "A Country Practice" If you can ever find a copy of this at a garage sale, GRAB IT. It is the funniest thing you will hear since the last Kevin Rudd speech. Sergeant Gilroy singing "As time goes by" and Pat the rat attempting to hold a note during the song "Friends" will keep you chuckling for hours to come. I just cant imagine the cast of Packed to the Rafters releasing an album of covers........ Quick i had better go before Channel 7 gets wind of the idea.


What do you remember being a crap novelty album?

At least Sylvania Waters Noelene only had one single.